Tuesday, May 22, 2012

coachella....(ll^ll)

i just saw one of coachella's videos, and it was so lame. i mean there was a weirdo oldie in gray skinny jeans dancing in circles and standing on the tops of his feet in some weird pose. and there was another video in which theres this eskimo boy with a TAN!? then, there were these kids dressed up in these bizarre costumes doing god knows what. ttyl, whatever-my-name-is

sch-alalla-ool

sometimes, when im alon in a room i have 2 sneeze, but then i dont want 2, cuz it's awkward to "disturb the peace"......especially with a sneeze. BTW, i was at the school office, and i had a chat with the principal.
office lady: hello, how can i help you?
me: have you seen a book?
a random racist teacher: what kinda book? a textbook, comicbook, regular book?
office lady: what kind?
me: a regular book -_- (derr) (by now i was really pissed off)
principal: i love how you said hello back to mrs. ***** (the office lady)
me: -____- hello, mrs. ***** (oh and dear principal, i have more pressing matters on my mind than saying hello to some lady i barely know.
me: thank. you. (not really) *leaves*
ANYWAYS, thats how annoying school can be.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

LAWL-O-LAWL!!!

I.Q. Test
Interviewer:
There are 500 bricks on a plane, You drop one outside.
How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant
into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge, Take the elephant out,
Put the deer in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals
are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman
cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died ?
Why???
Applicant : bcoz the dropped brick hit that lady !!! :P

Friday, May 11, 2012

the death of common sense

im annoyed and this is what happens:
me: -_-  >:(  :( 
friend: are u ok?
me: if i were ok i wouldnt be acting like this, smart one!! use frickin common sense!!!
friend: .....geez.
And then other times are like this: 
*neighbor asks me question bout subject*
me: *answers*
teacher: STOP TALKING!!
me: but-but-but it was-
teacher: NO BUTS!! TO THE PRINCIPAL'S. NOW!!
me: *stupid teacher* grrr.